Jan 12, 2021
Today we overthrow the government and install a new one that actually represents the people. We take a big steamy poo on the desk of the establishment and we break a few windows and a few hearts in the process. If you are wearing a "Camp Auschwitz" sweatshirt, you prob aint gonna dig this episode.
Dec 21, 2020
Dude nobody wants to hear about your breakup. It's over. Just move on.
Dec 8, 2020
We hired a new member of the Cantankerous Team... Meet Rupert, a brand new Boxer puppy to offset some of the negative vibes flowing through the Kelly Household. He's chewing on wires and knockin stuff over but he's just so damn cute we cant get mad.
Nov 28, 2020
Gobble Gobble you sick bastards. It's the third installment of the Extra Moist Thanksgiving Episode. John Lithgow loses his title of most punchable face and so much more.
Nov 3, 2020
We just don't care anymore. We're sitting outside in late fall in New England just enjoying the sunshine. The world is on fire and there's a global virus and we are just two pals getting grumpy in the blowing leaves.